Superman Laugh



Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

Your manager is a piece of shit.


When child prodigy Akiane Kramarik was four years old, she began having visions that she said were sent by God and she began to draw them. Akiane’s family was not religious. In fact, they were atheist, so it was very strange that she would say something like that. At the age of eight, she painted Jesus which she named “Prince of Peace”.

Strangely enough, Colton Burpo was four years old when he said went to Heaven during surgery and returned. Immediately, his family wanted to know what Jesus looked like, but Colton never could quite describe Him except to say His eyes were very pretty. Every time his parents pointed out a painting of Jesus, Colton would say that it wasn’t right. When his father heard the story of Akiane and her painting, he showed his son. After a moment of silence, Colton said that this painting was right. This painting shows the real Jesus.

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